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Decisions! Decisions!
The world is just getting too complex even at the grocery store. You would think they could settle on something themselves, but this question of "Paper or Plastic?" every time you check out just knocks me for a loop.

 

I finally bought some of those cloth re-usable bags to avoid looking confused but never remember to take them in with me.

 

Now I toss it back to them. 
When they ask me,

"Paper or Plastic?"

I just say,

"Doesn't matter to me. I am bi-sacksual."

Then it's their turn to stare at me with a blank look.