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George Clooney
One day, when a  seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into  the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child,  why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into  the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for  their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden  thimble set with sapphires.


"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

The  seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord again dipped into the river. He  held out a golden thimble studded with rubies.
 


"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

Again, the seamstress replied, "No." 

The Lord reached down again and came up  with a leather thimble.


"Is this your thimble ?" the Lord asked. 

The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and  gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. 

Some years later, the seamstress was  walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the  river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again  appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my   husband has fallen  into the river!"

The Lord went down into the water and came  up with George Clooney. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.
 


"Yes," cried the seamstress. The Lord was  furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive  me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George  Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt."
 


"Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have  come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all  three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of  all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney."

And so the Lord let her keep him. 

The moral of this story is: 

Whenever a woman lies,
it's for a good and  honorable reason,
and in the best interest of others.