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Lipstick
She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup,  under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd  done many times before.

After she applied her lipstick and  started to leave, the little one said, "But Grandma, you  forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!"

I will probably  never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing  the toilet paper good-bye!