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Why Men Are Never Depressed


Men Are Just Happier People


Your last name stays put
The garage is all yours
Wedding plans take care of themselves
Chocolate is just another snack
You can never be pregnant
Car mechanics tell you the truth
The world is your urinal
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt
Same work, more pay
Wrinkles add character
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
One mood all the time

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
You know stuff about tanks and engines
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
You can open all your own jars
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
You never have strap problems in public
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
Everything on your face stays its original color
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
You only have to shave your face and neck

You can play with toys all your life
 One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes

No wonder men are happier