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Millionaire
My wife and I were watching
"Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

while we were in bed.


I turned to her and said,"Do you want to have sex?"

"No!" she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

"Yes!" she replied.

Then I said, "I'd like to phone a friend."

That's the last thing I remember.



Darn woman, she has absolutely NO sense of humor!