The Minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made.
The first Sunday after all this, he preached only 10 minutes. The second Sunday he preached only 20 minutes. But on the third Sunday he went on and on for about an hour and a half!
When asked about this by some of his congregation, he responded, "The first Sunday my gums were sore & it hurt to talk. The second Sunday my new dentures were hurting me a lot. AND.... the third Sunday I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures.... and I just couldn't shut up!"