Three woman, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The
young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked
at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. I have a microchip
under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rang.
The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished,
she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my
hand."
The older woman felt very LOW -TECH. Not to be out
done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She
stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a
piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised
their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finally said.........
"WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....