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Underwear Dust

One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,
"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'.
Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!"


His wife was not amused,
and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.


The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
"What the Hell is this?" he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.


"APRIL!", he hollered into the bathroom,
"Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?"


She replied,
"It's not talcum powder;
it's Miracle Grow"


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